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tonight i went to an ann summers party and i admit it was a little scary. I'm not into the whole female bonding crap that usually has you revealing your darkest secrets, but I must admit this was fun. Although I think the copious amounts of alcohol helped.

I saw more sex toys tonight than I have ever seen before and found out things that I didn't know was possbile. A real eye opener. The rampant Rabbit looked a little scary. although the thruster was a little more tame. But still prety scary. You know what, I would just like a man rather than hundred of toys. So come on boys!

Arty

I thought I would draw you a little picture of my accident.(previous post). Just to emphasise the point. Again.

My little Accident

My poor poor knee, and elbow, and hip. Last night on the way home from the pub, outside my house, I tripped up a kerb. And the results are the horrible grazes on my arm. These pictures should emphasise the fact that they do actually really, really hurt. Sting. Ow. And although these pictures do look dirty, they really are pictures of my elbow and knee.

After doing the fantastic superman flying impression up the kerb, I lay there for a while in shock. At this point my dad came out of the house to see me lying on the floor and michaela and sarah standing laughing at me. Probably not the best impression. But, I did manage to save the chicken burger. Probably the reason why I didn't put my hands out to stop falling. But I had to prioritise.

And although nobody will believe me, I wasn't that drunk. I was tipsy, but not falling over, messy drunk. Nowhere near. But will anybody believe me? NO!

Anyway, I'm off to nurse my wounds. Sympathy please. Violins. Poor me.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

I feel cut off from the real world at the moment. The only news I read is financially related which means that unless some major world disaster affects the stock markets, I don't know about it. Which is kind of sad. So today I have spent the afternoon at 'work' at the hotel. Work has been done, but so has surfing the web. I have caught up on the so intellectual entertainment news, a little bit of world news, and learnt that an Australian had a run in with a shark posing as a seal http://uk.news.yahoo.com/24092005/80/australian-surfer-fights-shark-fists.html

Anyway, work at the hotel has been fun. In between emails/news/emails/shopping/emails and on, I have managed to organise our Christmas Fayre and get all the invites out, which is a big job out the way. Which makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. But also a little tired.

I'm not sure of what to do tonight. I could: A. Go out, get wasted, not get chatted up and come home feeling like a troll. B. Stay in and get up early and do things tomorrow.

I can't get drunk without my brain linking it in someway to men.

Anyway, the rambling has started. And I DO want a drink. So maybe I will go out.

Todays Tops Tips

Chlamidia is not a Flower

Batman Birthday!

Today is the birthday of Adam West so using that as an excuse I'd like to pay homage to the superhero that is Batman. I'm not talking about the modern Batman films either, I mean the POW, BAM, ZWAPP Batman films of olden days.
Something you might not know about Batman...Batman and Robin WERE'NT gay. Apparently Aunt Harriet was written into the series to counter the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson were gay. Not really sure how that works, maybe she just kept a watchful eye on them or something.

Anyway, slightly off the plot there, here are my favourite Bat Weapons.
No. 1 - Shark Repellent Bat Spray. Just in case you have a shark after you.
No. 2 - Bat-Thermal Underwear – Used to combat Mr Freeze’s weaponry and the more chilly Bat-Nights.
No 3. - The Bat-arang – Batman’s all purpose boomerang shaped weapon, kept on the famous utility belt.

And then there was the car and all the cool gadgets on that, and the phone, and the computer..oh the list goes on..


To the Batmobile, lets go!

Twister

helloooo.

So the other night was drunken twister night for one of us...not nicola.Although she did a great job of joining in the twister for two game, NOT in the dirty way... So I enclose some pictures for you all to share...

New House

I haven't written for ages but I have a good excuse this time! I have finally moved into my new house! Yay! I'm all unpacked and settled in now, and sometime soon I will make the effort to post pictures of it. I seem to have a LOT of spiders. And they are BIG and some kind of immortal breed that just won't die no matter how hard you hit them. But apart from that its good. And I have a garden. My purchase of the week has to be my new spade. I've been digging in the garden and feeling very 'good life' about it. Maybe I'll even grow some vegetables. But I've had to rethink the whole getting a horse in the garden thing. I just don't think it will work. And the shed as a bar. Cos it gets really hot in there and there's nothing worse than warm vodka/beer.
Yumm beer time .

Petrol

All this week we have had to listen to Americans moaning about the price of petrol. I'd like to see them pay our prices. I paid 93p per litre yesterday to fill up my car. That means that for a full tank of petrol for my little car I have to fork out over £40. Which would be about $70+ for a tank of petrol for the Americans among you. Yeah. That told you..