Friday, April 28, 2006

Relief!

Lobster magnet has been found again. (Thanks Stacy) All is good with the world again. lobster

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Stupid Americans.

I love the fact that even chimps hate Americans, haha . And it's even more funny that it's American tourists, possibly the most annoying group of people in the entire world.

What's the deal with all the lesbian stories in soaps at the moment, eastenders, emmerdale, whats going on? Why are they suddenly all using the same storyline. And why (in the case of Eastenders) are they using the most unattractive girls in the program? It's not pretty.

Is it wrong that I find this man attractive?

Monday, April 24, 2006

Confused...

Is it really wrong that I want to go and see the Take That tour? And does anyone want to come with me?

Fun fun fun...

Tonight I went to a candle party, which I had every intention of saying no to, but my mind went blank when I was asked and I just couldn't think of an excuse. Don't you hate that! So, yeah, a candle party. No, not the kind of party I usually like, and because nobody else really showed up, the pressure was on us to place an order. These weren't the cheap candles I like to buy, IKEA specials, no, these were special, and by special I mean £30 for a candle holder. So I picked the cheapest thing and left asap. Why, oh why can't I just say NO!

To top it off I bought a bottle of wine to the party, which was promptly put in the fridge, whilst I was offered lemonade or coke to drink. All night that bottle of wine was tormenting me...

The fence panels are up!!

Sunday, April 23, 2006

How good a driver are you?

This kept me amused for HOURS ...drivetime

Saturday, April 22, 2006

site meter

And once again the site meter has re-set. damn.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Pathetic

I had a Bridget Jonesesque moment tonight in the supermarket. I got to the counter, a hugely overweight woman was serving me and gave me the pitying look. I looked down at my purchase, to see that it was obvious to all that I was in for a night by myself rather than a Friday night out. The purchases consisted of: A bottle on Pinot Grigio, an add water and microwave pasta meal for one, Cosmo, washing up liquid, and a loaf of bread. Even my shopping was boring. I don't like being pitied by people that by right should be pitied by me.

I am VERY worried that I can't get onto the lobster magnet website.

The genius that is Losure

It's amazing what I've found on my computer tonight! sexylosure

Love Story

A boring Friday night, with an upside. It's given me time to find more funny, but random internet treasures! fun

Drinky drinky?

It's a Friday night, it's 7.39 and I'm already bored. The problem with staying in Peterborough for the weekend is that I only know Monday - Friday 9-5 work people. Which means that I have NO social life at the weekend. I made the mistake of a few drinks after work, which means I'm in the mood for drinking and partying, but with nowhere to go. So the choices are : sitcoms and random tv; or drinking myself into oblivion and sitcoms, which has the upside of making the tv viewing sooooo much better. Off licence, here I come.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Embarrased!

Work wasn't too bad. I've spent most of the day blushing, (which I haven't done since I was about 10) as drunken Charlotte story after drunken Charlotte story was shared. Which as you can imagine was fun! Apart from that, I've been told a few more things and I'm gradually piecing together those drunken lost hours. I'm still not entirely sure what happened but I have a good idea and I don't seem to have offended anyone!

Even better is that I am going to Alton Towers soon! Just a select few from work, (the only ones I like) are invited, and we are going overnight which will be a big laugh! Yay, more alcohol induced fun!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Sleep is good

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.Shy and private, you yearn for security.You take relationships slowly. You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Child actors make me hurt

So, after an awesome day in Southampton, and by awesome I mean incredibly awkward, following Thursday night...I made it through my first day back at work after the four day weekend. It hurt. But not as much as tomorrow will when I'm back in the office, spending nine hours a day staring at a computer screen. Fun!!

However, the mystery of the black spot on Thursday night has been solved. I guess moving onto cocktails after wine and vodka may be the reason...not my best idea.

The weather is bright outside and I want to be on holiday, enjoying the sun. I could go for a walk, but Eastenders is beckoning.

Monday, April 17, 2006

I need a drink...

Last night I fake tanned, with the cheapest fake tan in the supermarket. Maybe not the best idea, I hear you say. Yeah. So now I have orange hands, and slightly streaky arms. But at least my face isn't too bad.

Urgh, work tomorrow.


Sunday, April 16, 2006

Hot Mark has left the BPIM

And the night out pictures, pretty much summerise my entire night from about 6 onwards, blurry.






I'm sure someone was pole dancing in this one...

Happy Easter Egg Day

I have the urge to drive all the way back to Peterborough, a day early, just to play Mario Kart, or Sonic, until my head explodes. But I'm pretty sure Mario Kart will win out, cos it always does.

I have 5 Easter Eggs, all unopened, and I don't want them. Which proves the theory I have about myself. If I can't have it, I want it and I lose interest if I can have it. Chocolate/men, its all the same.

Last night I chose to be the sober one, or the taxi if you will. Sober not by choice, but by necessity. My body still hates me. It made me realise that if anyone wasn't drunk on Thursday's night out, and had the unfortunate experience of talking to me, then I probably pissed them off. Sorry. Well, not really because that would indicate that I'd be making an effort not to get wasted again, and we all know thats a lie. But if it makes you feel better then believe it.

Anyway, Happy Easter Egg Day.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Funny cos it's True

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 92%
Your job is a disaster - it's surprising you've lasted this long.You need to quit if you can, even if you don't have another job lined up.As far as stressful work situations go, yours is off the scale brutal.Almost any job would be better than what you've got!
Should You Quit Your Job?

Ah, beer, My achilles heel, if you will

Jesus Christ. How can I still have a hangover? I even tried the hair of the dog this morning, which worked until about ten am. Maybe drinking wine with breakfast isn't the best idea I've ever had...but it did take the edge off the flashbacks.

So, work night out didn't entirely go as expected. There's a big gap in my memory where I'm not quite sure what I did, although I'm pretty sure I'd regret it even more if I remembered. The flashbacks make me want to curl up in a ball and die. I feel so, so sick when I think about going to work on Tuesday. THIS is why I don't do work parties.

Anyway, congratulations Mark, you escaped! Me next!

Friday, April 14, 2006

hurt

so hungover, soo so hungover, flashbacks...not good.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Pretty Accurate.

Your Birthdate: January 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
Your strength: Your warm heart
Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Musical note
Your power month: February
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Monster Name

Your Monster Profile
Demon Demon
You Feast On: Coffee
You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers



Always check when you go to the toilet... I might be lurking..

One Day Left

One day left until we say goodbye to Mark, forever...well maybe not forever, hopefully we'll all stay in touch! Tomorrow night is party night in honour of Mark, so I'm looking forward to a few drinks!

There seem to be a lot more ugly people on soaps these days.

The sun almost came out today. Hopefully it'll be HOT soon. I can't wait to make use of the garden and sunbathe.

Work gave us an Easter egg today, which doesn't help the growing stash of chocolate I've acquired in the last few days. Overbuying on Easter eggs really wasn't a good idea.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

2 days to go..

Only two days to go until we lose Hot Mark to the big smoke! Altogether now, aww.
Good news is that its 2 days until 4 days off work. I love Easter. I also love the deals they are doing on Easter Eggs at the moment. I think I've 'accidentally' bought too many this year...YUM.
Another good thing, I've managed to get my weekly shopping down to under £5 per week. Sure, I might have to eat some out of date food, but at least I should be able to meet my bills!

Today I am liking this game. fun

Thursday, April 06, 2006

A Word of Warning

You Are 68% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?


I especially like the fact that after I took this test, a load of ads appeared at the top of the page for mental health help...

Soul for Sale

I wonder how much I would get for my soul... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/05042006/323/chinese-man-tries-sell-soul-online.html

Comments please, how much would you pay for my soul? 1 owner, low milage, but slightly tainted.

By the Power of Grayskull...I HAVE THE POWER


I miss HeMan, but this version has the effect of destroying any childhood dreams... I can deal with the gay cowboy film, but not the gay HeMan film. http://youtube.com/watch?v=UKeDWCLajQk

I always wanted to be She-ra. She was the ultimate in coolness. And she always looked good, even when she was fighting Hordak and his evil minions. To top it all off, she had a horse. Although I wouldn't have called him Swift Wind.

Nearly Friday

ONE MORE DAY! It's nearly Friday! And tomorrow is a special Friday, it's Hot Mark from work's last Friday, which means its our last cookie day together. That makes me pretty sad.
But on a happier note, it's Jen's Birthday, and although she won't be there, I 'm planning to have a birthday drink in her honour.

Happy Birthday Jen!

By the way, I changed the settings for the site meter, not realising it would set it back to 0. Which means that it looks as though nobody has ever read this. Which makes me look pretty pathetic! That's not really the case, well as far as the site meter goes.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

And...

Whilst perusing the aisles of the supermarket, I discovered a little gem for the Sims fanatics/computer nerds of the world (aka, Stacy and I). I found a game where you can build you own hotel and run it. You get to watch what the customers do and what they think of the hotel. It's FANTASTIC. I managed to drag myself away from it, but chance are I'll go back tomorrow and buy it. However, if anyone wants to treat me, please feel free.

Feeling Good...

Today I learnt that there is nothing funnier than a midget on a motorcycle. Especially if it's a child size motorcycle. It really was the highlight of my day.

Tonight I was is a crappy mood, for various reasons, so I decided I needed cheering up, so I went budget food shopping. I managed to buy: a punnett of strawberries, 3 bottles of diet lemonade, 6 bread rolls, and lime cordial, all for the fantastic price of £2.77. For those who know me, you may realise that the lemonade and lime cordial was the actual reason for the shopping trip....I had actually decided to drown my sorrows with some vodka...

Anyway, today's lesson was that strawberries, vodka, lemonade and lime with novelty shaped icecubes and long, brightly coloured, loopy straws really DO make you feel better. That and the midget...

Monday, April 03, 2006

Ha ha

I don't know why but I find this laugh out loud funny. It's not that clever but give it a try!
http://www.offthewrist.com/index.jsp?content=middlename/middlename.html

Apparently my name should be Charlotte Cynthia Caligua CrackWhore Wyllie!

Freebies

I got a parcel in the post today and the thing is, I have no idea where it came from. It's was a cardboard drawerset, and I really don't know where it's from. But although I don't really want it, I like the idea of freebies just arriving in the post.

I did more gardening today. I even used a strimmer, which was pretty cool, although probably dangerous for me to use it...and I planted 2 trees. I feel so grown up.

The new kitchen is still sitting in the kitchen, the boxes just staring at me. I still have no inclination to make the cabinets yet. Maybe I'll go move furniture now.