Oprah is coming to England! Finally, life makes sense again. So in honour of her appearance on this side of the pond I thought I'd share a few Oprah words of wisdom. 'Love is a lesson worth learning. This month, feel it, show it, and make love matter. Ah, Oprah, only you can make crap like this sound credible. Now we will learn the answers to all of life's mysteries, like just why that boy was raised as a girl, why the twins were separated at birth, and how skydiving cured that woman's blindness. TV is good again.
1 comment:
Ugh, I'm so sorry for you and England. You can keep her over there if you'd like.
Love, your favorite american (i better be!)
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