The Perfect Job

I've just discovered the PERFECT, and I really mean the perfectest, job ever. Well, not so much discovered it, as I've done it beofre but didn't realise the full potential at the time. Anyway, my job today was running the carpark, which entails sitting in a little hut all day taking money for people to park by the beach. It really is such a gold mine, I was working out how much you could make in a year from running a carpark like that and it is a hell of a lot more than I make at work, and you wouldn't even have to work in the winter. And I got paid to sunbathe all day which was amazing. I need to buy a field near a beach.